parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt

im a 90's bitch: imagine sitting on the couch watching tv with justin and you see his...

marchfirsts:

imagine sitting on the couch watching tv with justin and you see his hand slowly make it’s way down your leg so you smack it and smile at him and tell him to stop and he’s like “do you really want me to? cus if you do i will” and you dont say anything so he’s like “i thought so” so he keeps going and you lean in to kiss him but instead he go for your neck and stars kissing you all on your neck while his hand is still on your thigh and he starts like squeezing it and you feel him smiling on your skin and IM DONE I SWEAR BYE. 

internetexplorers:

losing a follower

image

I’ll be there when you’re insecure…

bieber-news:

scooterbraun: Am I proud. Yeah. Rise above and so right. #giveback . Well done kid

@mileycyrus: my babyyyyy 

i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself 

canadianslut:

ignorning my posts makes your dick smaller

the-vashta-nerada:

have you ever cried over a character

i don’t mean in the way a lot of people say like “OMG ALL MY FEELS MY CREYS”

no

i mean

have you ever felt such emotion towards a character that you just cried

because you wanted to be with them and help them and make them feel better

because they’ve helped you so much but you can never do the same for them

THEME